Revealed at last! The secret to writing a bestseller!
August 7, 2009

Apparently, it is all about giving it the right name. Happily, you can hire someone to figure out the name for you:

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Sincerely,

[Mr. I Am Happy to Take Your Money, Sucker!]

Thank you, noveltitles.com. Now if we can just hire someone to actually write the book, we’ll be all set.