My 2010 Wishlist
January 25, 2010
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It feels natural to follow a post about what books I really enjoyed in 2009 with a post about the sorts of books I'd love to sign in 2010. And yes, I am actively seeking new talent! In other words, GIMME GIMME GIMME.Ahem.My interests as listed on the Upstart Crow website serve as a general outline of my tastes. Yes, I like books for boys. Yes, I'm crazy for middle grade. Yes, my tastes get a little more specific when it comes to teen. No, I'm not interested in signing the next Twilight, even though I'd love to swim through piles of money like Scrooge McDuck. No, I don't currently represent picture books (please hold your rotten tomatoes until the end of the post).If you really want to send a project that will make me drool, the following list should provide some guidance. I'm seeking books that are:

  • Genuinely hilarious: Humor is tough. I get it. It's also incredibly subjective. I've found, though, that because I say I'm looking for funny books for boys, I tend to see lots of submissions featuring farting, barfing, barfing that smells like a fart, or kids farting on barf. Sure, those things can be funny (even writing that last ridiculous sentence made me chuckle), but it takes more than gross humor to sustain an entire book. I want the sort of humor that makes me read sections out loud to annoyed friends and family. I want humor that arises out of witty dialogue, well-realized situations, and general madcapery (I just made that word up). Some books I read recently that really made me laugh include M.T. Anderson's Whales on Stilts, Josh Lieb's I am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to be Your Class President, and the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books.
  • Sports-themed, but about more than just sports: I started writing specific information and examples before realizing the topic of sports books will require a separate post. Simply put, I want books that are about more than just the featured sport and stay away from common clichés like the triumph of the underdog or the awesome-athlete-who-falls-from-grace-and-then-redeems-him/herself. More in a later blog update!
  • Classic: While this can apply to teen, I'm speaking more about middle grade here. I have a soft spot for books that feel like they could have been written thirty years ago without too many major adjustments. These types of stories often withstand the test of time and don't become dated as easily as stories fully dependent on technology, trends, and dialect from 2010. Think about Harry Potter: aside from some technologies from the Muggle world, Harry and company could have lived in the 1970s just as easily as the late 1990s/early 2000s.
  • Re-envisionings of a classic story/mythology: I'm crazy for the Percy Jackson books for how they pull from and send up Greek mythology, and I'm generally a sucker for works that reinvent or reimagine classic works.I'd love to be able to pitch a project by saying, "It's King Lear set on a farm in Iowa from the daughters' perspectives" (Jane Smiley's A Thousand Acres) or "It's Beowulf...WITH MONKEYS!" Okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the point.
  • Steampunk: I know, I know, this is a buzz word being bandied about and could be a trend that comes and goes, but there's something fun about steampunk books that I'm finding very compelling right now. In five months I could decide I'm over it, but for right now, I'd love to see a really cool, inventive book in this category.
  • Books that fill a hole in the market I wasn't aware existed: A brief trip to the bookstore will show you the popular trends in childrens' literature. Vampires, angels, and post-apocalyptic thrillers are dominating the shelves. Rather than write to the trend that currently exists, however, one way to potentially win me over is by convincing me that there's a hot topic that hasn't currently been tackled yet. I realize this goes directly against my desire for timeless stories and against my general advice to avoid chasing trends, but occasionally there are trends among kids that we may not even be fully aware of from our isolated New York bubbles. Are kids joining invention clubs? Playing non-stop canasta? Really into the early recordings of Lou Reed? I'm being flippant here, but I am legitimately interested in what kids are drawn to. Of course, identifying these trends is only the first step: you'll need to then create a compelling story and prove you can maintain a career as a writer beyond one manuscript to really catch my eye.

So! There you have some of the things that will help separate you from the pack when it comes to submitting works to me. I hope to update the types of books I'm looking for periodically when I find something else I'm seeking. I look forward to seeing what you have!

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Favorite Books of 2009
January 20, 2010
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It may surprise you to know that, despite the approximately seven hours of reading I do on an average work day, I try hard to find time to read for pleasure, too. It doesn't always work--sometimes I'm burnt out after a long day to the point of eyeball explosion--but every so often I need a break from books for children, books I might be interested in signing, or books where my red pen longs to make corrections to simple sit down and enjoy a good story.While I realize it's a little late for retrospectives now that we're nearly 5% of the way through 2010, I thought I'd compile a quick list of my favorite books for 2009. As you can imagine, I tend to read more books for children than books for adults, and the list reflects that. DISCLAIMER: These are books I happened to read during 2009, not necessarily books that were published during the calender year, and do not reflect the opinion of the entire agency.So here, in no particular order, are a few of my favorite titles read during 2009:

  • Jonathan Lethem's Motherless Brooklyn: Part homage, part parody of hard-boiled detective novels, Motherless Brooklyn features Lionel Essrog, a barking, spitting, tic-ridden investigator suffering from Tourette's trying to solve the murder of his former employer. Filled with terrific descriptions, surprising phrases (Lionel's constant reordering of sentences in his head has a poetic quality hidden in its absurdity), and hilarious situations, the wonderful voice and lead character mask the so-so mystery and leave you wanting more time in Lethem's version of a disappearing Brooklyn.
  • Markus Zusak's The Book Thief: I gushed about this one before and won't repeat myself. Just a wonderful, wonderful book that has stuck in my head months after I finished it.
  • Suzanne Collins' Catching Fire. I know, I know, it's a huge bestseller. And, just like The Hunger Games before it, when I finished, I realized I didn't buy some of the plot points. But Jesus, what a page-turner! I was lucky enough to borrow an ARC a few months before the release date and I read 4/5ths of the book on a flight to Texas. Thrilling, surprising, and with terrific action, the first two books of the trilogy left me drooling for more. A book that deserves the attention its received.
  • George Saunders' CivilWarLand in Bad Decline: A friend kept insisting I read Saunders and suggested I start with this collection of short stories. While not every entry is a winner and the main characters tend to run together from story to story, these tales of depressed workers in horrible theme parks, overweight CEOs, and other losers in a depressing dystopian version of America are sad, moving, and often hilarious. Another great example of voice and the type of messed-up humor I love.
  • Dave Eggers' What is the What: Easily my favorite book by Eggers, this tale of Valentino Achak Dang, one of Sudan's Lost Boys, is horrifying, funny, and charming. The fact that much of the book is true (despite being classified a novel) made the work even more moving. I read in horror as Valentino encountered tragedy after tragedy, yet somehow managed to keep going after each blow. Another work that continues sticking with me long after I finished.

Finally, honorable mentions go to: M.T. Anderson's Feed, Rebecca Stead's When You Reach Me, Kristin Cashore's Fire, Stephen King's Under the Dome, and others I'm likely forgetting.How about you? What were some of your favorites in 2009?

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We're Back!
January 19, 2010

After taking some time with family, friends, and secretly doing work when we were supposed to be on sabbatical, we're firing the blog back up and (partially) opening up submissions once again. Please always check out our submissions page for the latest information about how to submit your work to us.If you're a writer who sent your work in prior to December 15th of 2009, please know we didn't quite hit our goal of responding to every single query before the year was over, but rest assured that a response is on its way!For now, we're firing up our computers, cracking our knuckles, and grinding the coffee to make sure 2010 is a fantastic year. More to come!

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We're Back!
January 19, 2010

After taking some time with family, friends, and secretly doing work when we were supposed to be on sabbatical, we're firing the blog back up and (partially) opening up submissions once again. Please always check out our submissions page for the latest information about how to submit your work to us.If you're a writer who sent your work in prior to December 15th of 2009, please know we didn't quite hit our goal of responding to every single query before the year was over, but rest assured that a response is on its way!For now, we're firing up our computers, cracking our knuckles, and grinding the coffee to make sure 2010 is a fantastic year. More to come!

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Our Coming Sabbatical
December 10, 2009

I am a huge fan of good design, and also a great fan of pithy expression. So it probably makes sense that Stefan Sagmeister would be a hero of mine. He has a firm in New York that has designed packaging for many things you've likely seen but not known came from his team, and he is also a creator of winningly temporary public art installations. For a few years now, he's been orchestrating a series of strange and stunning artworks that deliver aphoristic bits of wisdom (such as "Assuming is stifling," or "Helping other people helps me," or "Complaining is silly; either act or forget"), many of which have been collected in a truly gorgeous Abrams book entitled Things I Have Learned In My Life So Far. Want to give it a gander? Click on the video above. Abrams, who have never forgotten the impact of beautiful book production, show us just how beautiful a book can be—it's a series of pamphlets in a die-cut cardboard sleeve.But that's not the reason for this post. No, I'm writing because of the video I've linked to below, which is a talk Sagmeister gave via the free-lectures-by-awesome-people website TED (which I believe Martha Brockenbrough pointed me to way back when). A deeply reflective man, Sagmeister often takes time out of the hustle of life to consider who he is and what he is doing, so as to be certain he is focusing on where the worth of his life may be. In his TED talk, he explains why he requires his team to take a year-long break every seven years. It's not about vacation, it's about rekindling one's love of the work, and about seeing in a fresh way again.And that explains, in part, why the four of us here at Upstart Crow will be taking a sabbatical of sorts beginning 12 December and extending through 15 January 2010. I will be pulling down our submissions pages and putting up "Not so fast!" notes all over the website. Anyone who sends us a note will get back a brusque but friendly note explaining that we're closed for the duration. (We will likely continue posting to this blog, but much more infrequently. Just when we can't stop ourselves.)Partly, yes, we are taking time away because of the holidays. And partly, yes, we will be taking time to clear our desks and catch up on all the work that has not gotten done before now. (For me personally, that means editing three novels, finally clearing through all of my submissions, redesigning our rights guide and putting it up on our site, and drafting a novel of my own.) We will still be doing work for our clients, of course, but much of that work is finite.The rest of the time, we'll be reflecting on where we are and where we are going, looking at the industry and what's happening, reading current books, thinking about where, exactly, we want to be in twelve months—both professionally and personally. It's been a tremendous eighteen weeks since we launched, and we want to be certain we're doing this right and not falling into habit and thoughtlessness. So we're going to take some time to think about things, to gather kindling for the fires that will keep us warm in the coming year.And then, once 15 January 2010 has rolled around on the calendar, we'll raise the shades and open the gates and be at our desks, reinvigorated for the work to come.

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Today on her blog, my lovely client Shannon Morgan detailed twelve ways an agent can sign a potential client based on our own experience just about one year ago. I thought I'd return the favor and catalog the twelve steps a writer may experience when signing with an agent.  (Author's Note: If you look hard enough, you may actually find some decent advice in here. But no promises.)1. Write an awesome story, revise, share it, sit on it, revise again, research agents, send it out, and commence fingernail biting.2. At first, check email constantly, even though you've researched response times and know, in your heart of hearts, that you're in for a wait. Finished with fingernails, move on to toes. 3. Begin to hear back on the queries. A few nos (Boo!) but a few yeses (Hurray!). If I'm requesting, it's always for a full manuscript. I don't request partials. I'm just cool like that.4. Send out the manuscript. Begin to get scared. You can handle someone passing on a paragraph about the book and maybe a few pages, but what if they actually pass on the whole book? Nails bitten down to nubs, seek out husband/child/poodle's nails and begin to chew.5. Driven crazy by the waiting, begin working on a new book to take your mind off things. Pare down how many times you're checking your email a day. Look to get the number in the double, rather than triple, digits. Check out your local chapter of Nail-Chewers Anonymous (NCA). Admit you were powerless over chewing - that your nails had become unmanageable.6. Hear tentative interest from an agent! Ack! Get a bit excited! I usually send a note to say I'm enjoying a story and ask for more details about the author and other projects. At this stage, I'm sometimes looking to do a revision and not officially offer representation quite yet and will be looking to gauge an author's reaction to this idea. For the sake of this post, let's say I want to make an offer...7. Schedule "the call." Get nervous. It's just a phone call, right? Right?! It's no different than talking to Nana! Make sure to attend an NCA meeting and cover your feet and fingers with socks and gloves to avoid temptation. Purchase padlocks if necessary (but make sure you can still answer the phone). If you are Shannon Morgan, "coincidentally" be in the city at the time the agent wants to offer representation.8. Talk! Be yourself, be excited, ask lots and lots of questions, and receive an offer. Get off the phone and take a deep breath. Realize your nails are actually starting to grow back a little.9. Inform other agents who are considering the manuscript of the offer. Set a reasonable deadline for them to get back to you. What if an agent only has the query, you ask? It's common courtesy to let her know of the offer as well, especially with us here at Upstart Crow, since we still have to read the 20 pages attached to it.10. Really think about your decision. If anything didn't sit well or you have misgivings, make sure to follow up with additional questions. Give the other interested agents time to get back to you. If you receive multiple offers, really ponder the pros and cons of each (unless one of the offers comes from an Upstart Crow agent...in that case, it's a no-brainer, right?)11. Talk it over with your spouse/children/poodle. Show off your almost-back-to-normal nails.12. Sign already! Jeez!

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The other day, I asked readers to vote for their favorite villains of children's literature. We received some great responses. There were a slew of witches from various stories, included witches of the sea, the West, the Waste. Harry Potter's foes received several nods, although no one picked Voldemort, the big bad guy himself. A surprising vote was cast for Nellie Oleson from the Little House books...I mean, sure, she always had those nice dresses, but she wasn't exactly killing people, was she? And it simply wouldn't be an Upstart Crow poll without some tongue-in-cheek replies, with the top two wise guy choice going to the fish from The Cat in the Hat for his "nagging, whining, threatening" and "joy-killing negativity."Roald Dahl's Mr. and Mrs. Twit each received multiple votes, as did the sadistic Jack from Neil Gaiman's The Graveyard Book. When your first act in a story is murdering the protagonist's entire family, I guess that counts for something, right?Two great characters who finished just outside the winner's circle were Count Olaf from A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Trunchbull from Matilda. I always personally loved Count Olaf. To me, he's a quintessential middle grade villain--somewhat menacing without ever feeling truly dangerous, a funny, ridiculous caricature, and with a depth to his character that reveals itself over the course of the entire series. And The Trunchbull is just deliciously awful, and rightly gets what is coming for her.But the villain you most found putrid and compelling, awful and engaging, horrid and fascinating was...

A tie!

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That's right! Readers couldn't decide between Mrs. Coulter from Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy and Professor Dolores Umbridge from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. One beautiful and one described as looking like a toad, both are dark, sadistic women with a fondness for animals (a daemon monkey for Mrs. Coulter and kittens for Umbridge) and torture.Mrs. Coulter exemplified evil in the early part of the trilogy--she and her monkey both enjoying toying with their victims before killing them--but does have a soft spot for Lyra and proves to maybe not be completely evil by the end. But jeez, anyone involved in kidnapping and experimenting on children receives points on the villain chart.Professor Umbridge, whom Stephen King once described as the, "greatest make-believe villain to come along since Hannibal Lecter," is great on a few different levels. On the surface, she seems like the teacher we've all had before, the one whose frilly exterior hides a darker nature underneath. The twisted pleasure she experiences by forcing her students to injure themselves echoed with an eerie plausibility, as it was the first time Rowling ventured beyond the overblown evil of the earlier villains in the series and into a deeper, more sophisticated type of creepy that unsettles adult readers just as much as the children.So there you have it! We wound up with some great answers. Thanks for participating, and good luck creating your own twisted villains.

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Favorite Kidlit Villains
December 4, 2009
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There are many great villains out there, from the moustache-twirling doofuses, to the sick and twisted sociopaths, to the evil wizards bent on world domination or the misunderstood loners who think their heinous acts are actually doing good.Kids books have seen the arrival of some truly memorable villains in the past few years, so I thought I'd take the pulse of you readers and writers to see which ones rank as your favorites. Are you more a fan of the classic, 100% evil villain? Do you like your bad guys to have a troubled past and some sympathetic reason for going afoul? Are you into the darkly charming bad guys/girls who you either love to hate or hate to love? In either the comments below or using the hashtag #kidlitbadguys on Twitter, cast a vote for your favorite villain from children's literature. The winners (or losers?) will be revealed on Monday. Please note: I'll only be counting the first villain you list, so if you want to name a bunch of favorites, make sure to put your number one choice first!

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Phone Book
December 2, 2009

If you haven't seen it yet, this video has been making its way around the InterBloggaTwittersphere today:Short of making the cardboard frame yourself and purchasing an iPhone to slip inside, we're not quite there in terms of this capability on the current eReaders, but this video does suggest some wild possibilities, no?We're raising children who are obviously comfortable with the ever-adapting technology, sometimes more so than their parents. So why wouldn't something like this work? Can you envision a model you'd be willing to pay for? Perhaps purchase the dedicated device (or an app for the iPhone) and then pay for each new title? Interesting possibilities, for sure.(Thanks to @mitaliperkins for the link)

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See that woman up there? She's swell. That video has nothing to do with this post—and worse, is months old—but it does give you a sense of the wonderful Bridget Zinn.A few weeks ago, we sold her first two novels at auction to Hyperion/Disney. While a book sale always gladdens drear heart, this one was especially pleasing. A thirty-two-year-old writer and part-time librarian, Bridget has had an extraordinary year. It began with one action-packed week in March: she was offered agency representation; she received the first batch of edits for her novel; she was diagnosed with cancer; she was married in the hospital to her boyfriend-since-teenhood, Barrett Dowell; minutes later she was whisked into surgery. Since then, she has been married a few more times (they had some idea that a ceremony would be a nice thing; go figure); done a spiffy revision of her novel; and undergone many hair-curlingly expensive treatments to shrink and obliterate the tumors that remain. Happily, the treatment seems to working; unhappily, much of it is not covered by her scant health insurance. (Want to know more about Bridget? Of course you do! Go here, to her blog and webpage.)To help pay the bills, Bridget and Barrett's friends and family are rallying, and rather than just hold out an empty cup on a street corner (the Stearns Method), they have amassed a pile of one-of-a-kind donations to be auctioned off. Many authors (Bridget's friends, acquaintances, far-flung admirers) have donated signed copies of books, sure, but there are also manuscript critiques and proofreading services for authors (including one from yours truly), and that's just the boring stuff. There are also works of art, note cards, food, drink, baby gifts, jewelry, and much more. Many of these items would make lovely gifts, and I'm told that this is the time of year when people give each other things. (Really? Why? What is that about, anyway?)Whether or not you actually bid on anything, you certainly ought to mosey on over and take a look. Auction items can be viewed here, or just go to www.32auctions.com and use the Auction ID: bridget, and the password: rules to view the auction. You will need to create an account on the site in order to bid on auction items, but that's a simple matter of submitting your name, email address, and a password so that the organizers can contact you if you win an item.Bidding began on 27 November and runs only through 11 December. By my reckoning, that means you have about ten days to go forth and do some good via shopping. And if that isn't the American way, I don't know what is.

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